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Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 179 Justus, Pa. 
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2005-12-31 122064
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family What do you do?
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Conservative Answer:
BANG!
Conservative Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Whinchester Silvertips?"
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Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1550 Moravia, NY 
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2005-12-31 122065
VERY GOOD! ....
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Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 3034 Northern AL 
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2005-12-31 122072
Japanese high school exchange student gets lost in Texas on the way to a Halloween party. He decides to go to a residence and get direction. As the home owner what do you do?
Thinking Person:
As a thinking caring person you open the door slowly and try to determine what he whats.
Conservative Texan:
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Personally I don't think killing someone is funny. I don't even think killing animals is fun or funny, but as a farmer I do it. ....
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Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 179 Justus, Pa.
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2005-12-31 122073
Peters, relax. Though I think this JOKE is a good description of the differences between liberals and conservatives, note the topic I posted it under. Happy New Year to you and yours. ....
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